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The wife of a new married couple came in the house screaming, "darling! i wanna you to fire the driver at once!. he drives so rash. you know, he almost killed me thrice in accidents"



the husband said, "honey! dont be haste! let us give him another chance!" (Gopal)

jinn: hukum akka?

man : ghar se dubai tak tak road banao.

jinn : muskil hai.koi aur kaam batao.....

man : meri wife ko samajhdar bana do...

jinn : road single banani hai double.... (rakesh tgt)

Masochist to sadist: "Hurt me, please".

Sadist replies with ironic smile: "Noway!"



Got it???!

(joyarjun1)

 : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?

A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :



Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?

A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :



Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?

A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?

A: Keyhollo?



Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?

A: Gun-goli. ()

On teachers day. A teacher was receiving gifts from her class. A boy whose father is a flourist gave the teacher a gift. The teacher asked "I can guess what this gift is, is it flowers". The boy replied "Yes, how did u know"? "JUst a lucky guess" the teacher said. Next a boy whose father Owns a perfume shop. THe teacher said again " I think i can guess what this is, is it perfume". The boy replied "Yes, how did u know? "Just a lucky guess". the teacher said again. Next a boy whose father sells vine. She saw that there was a leakage in the gift and that it was dripping. She took a drop by her finger and tasted it. She asked "Is it vine"? The boy answered "No" She took another taste and asked "Is it champagne"? The boy again said "No". 

The teacher gave up and asked "So what is it"?. The boy replied "IT'S A PUPPY".   

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Teacher: What kind of liquid can't freeze?

Pupil: Hot water. 

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There was a lady who was driving a car. She had driven 16 hous straight, and still had 6 hours left till she reached her destination. It was early in the morning she was very tired. She pulled over and started sleeping. Just when she was about to sleep a man jogging came to her and knocked at the window. He said "Sorry to wake u, but do u know the time". She replied "Yes, it's 8:15" The man thanked her and left. She put her head down and again just as she was about to sleep, another jogger came to her car and knocked at the window. He asked "Sorry to wake u do u know the time". She replied again "Yes, it's 8:19". She realized that she had parked her car in a jogging lane. Just then she saw another bunch of joggers comming. She stepped out of he car and stuck a poster on her car saying I don't know the time. She started sleeping. Again she heard a knock on her window. She shouted out "Can't u read I don't know the time". The man said "I want you to know that it is 8:30.   

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Q;  elephant ravatam chusi ant chettu pakkana enduku dhaakkundi?                                                                                                                                                                        Answer; leg addam petti elephant ni padedhaamani.

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lalitkumar ()

IF THE MOVIE TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA THEN: 1. THERE WOULD BE 10 TIMES AS MANY PEOPLE ON THE SHIP. 2. THE SHIP WOULD SINK FROM THE WEIGHT OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD BOARDED THE SHIP WITHOUT TICKETS. 3. THERE WOULD BE A SONG WITH ASHWARIYA RAI IN A WHITE SAREE, STANDING AT THE BOW OF THE SHIP AND SINGING IN THE RAIN. 4. BY THE END OF THE MOVIE THE HERO WOULD HAVE CO-INCIDENTALLY FOUND HIS LONG LOST MOM, DAD, SISTER, TWIN BROTHER AND CHILDHOOD FRIEND. 5. IT WOULD BE A SEVEN-AND-HALF-HOUR MOVIE WITH THREE INTERVALS. 6. THE MOVIE WOULD BE CALLED "PYAAR KIYA TO MARNA KYA" OR PKTMK FOR SHORT!!! 7. THE HERO, HEROINE, HIS MOM, DAD, SISTER AND BROTHER WILL FLOAT IN THE COLD WATER FOR DAYS AND YET SURVIVE. 8. THE VILLAIN WILL DROWN IN THE FIRST DROP OF WATER. 9. THE ICEBERG WOULD HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE HEROINE'S FATHER TO TEACH A LESSON TO THE HERO (SHAHRUKH KHAN, NATURALLY). 10. NONE OF THE FEMALES WOULD FLOAT FOR LONG BECAUSE OF THE SARIS BUT THE HEROINE (ASHWARIYA, OF COURSE) WOULD HAVE SURVIVED AS SHE WOULD HAVE USED HER SARI TO MAKE A BIG BANDAGE FOR THE HERO'S BLEEDING HEAD. 11. THE ORCHESTRA WOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING A QAWAALI SONG AND THE SHIP WOULD ONLY START TO SINK AFTER THE SONG ENDS... 12. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY TIMES WE WOULD HEAR "BACHAOOOO!!! BACHAOOOOO!!!"? (vivekthemaster)