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JOKE FOR ALL OF YOU



Ek baar newly married sardar apni sardarni ke saath motorbike par long drive par ja raha tha, sardarni ka haath uske lund par rakha hua tha, sardar ne excite hokar aur impression jamane ke liye speed high kar li.

Samane se do headlights dikhne par sardarni  ne impression ke liye dono ke beech mein se bike nikal di, sardarni khush ho gayi.

Dubara se do lights dikhne par bola ki mein dono gaadi ke beech se bike nikalta hoon.

Dubara samne se truck aa raha tha jisse sardar ka accident ho gaya aur dono door gid pade,

sardarni -"baal-baal bach gaye",

sardar-"baal hi baal bache hain baaki toh tere haath mein hai".



(sardar)

Question : Thookathla Kosu kadikaama iruka ena panlam?????





Answer : Kosu thoongnadhuku apurama naama thoongalaam!!!! (ME)

Naataamai : "Enra Pasupathi?"



Pasupathi : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11



Naataamai : "Enra????????"



Pasupathi : Adhan Enromla..... 12, 13, 14, 15.....



Naataamai : !!!!!!!! (Me)

A man buried his wife and returned home. It was getting night, and too tired he went to bed with grief. Soon there was blinding lightning followed seen outside the window followed by loud thunder which woke him up surprised. He mumbled, "Did she reach there already?”

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How can a language which does not have its own word for "classical" and "language" claim to be classified

as Classical Language? Such a language is Kannada language whose proponents started to fight vigorously for

the classical tag only after Tamil got it ()

you cannot create a joke for your beloved . so sad, at least smile do you have girl friend at least smile for her ()

Coffee or Toffee!!

Grand ma: Honey dear...can you get some coffee from the street corner shop ..plzzz?

Niece (almost 4yrs old): yesss....gimme the money ma!

Grand ma: Get 2 packs,  and here is the money.

Niece: okay..



(back from shop, at Home)

Grand ma: where is the coffee dear?

Niece: oh...the money was not enough!!

Grand ma: its should be more than enough.... i wonder!

Niece: Yes, I got my candy and shop keeper told that the money was not enough for coffee!

Grand ma: lol...(could not hold her laughter...for her smart grand daughter)

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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?????

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi ()

An MBA and an MCA student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the MCA wakes his MBA friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The MCA asks, "What does that tell you?"
 The MBA ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
 
The MCA is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
 

----:) Chhote-Thakur ()

        NUCLEAR  BOMB(deal) & UPA BOAT.
         _____________________________
Dr Singh to SONIA, (keeping his one hand in the fuse):
MADAM, I cannot keep the bomb any longer without
pulling the fuse  .
SONIA (in a hush hush voice){ Listen drSingh,our comrade Karat is here now with us in
 the boat.If he hears us talKing , he may rock the boat severely and all of us will be underwater which is already rising due to inflation.Also watch Advani ,PM in waiting.So just wait a fewmore months. with  us in the boat.

Moreover, our allies Pawar, Karuna, Lalu etc all advise  me not to
to do anything to displease karat who is bent on rocking the boat.

Moreover can you not see Advani impatiently waiting as prime minister

Singh: Already 3 years  I have been holding this , When will you
 allow me to pull the fuse or at least before I go for G8 meeting?.

sonia { i HAVE ASKED PRANAB TO CALL A MEETING TO DISCUSS WHETHER
 WE SHOULD DROP THE BOMB OR THROW IT IN THE WATER SO THAT WE CAN
ALL GO AND REACH SAFELY

_All IN chorus_:
           ___        LEt us not rock the Boat, ;
                      Let us not rock the boat!  HA, HA. HA
(except KARAT,
PRADHAN andSINGH )




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